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Hire Rez Gray

Hello! You have have been sent this link when asking about project works / available commissions. Rez probably dropped this into the chat because his brain isn't working enough to fully talk.

PLEASE TO NOT RELY ON SL INSTANT MESSAGE OR NOTECARDS UNLESS REZ IS ACTIVELY TALKING TO YOU AT THE TIME. SEE BELOW FOR HOW TO CONTACT

About Rez Gray

  • SecondLife resident in various forms since 2004.
  • LSL / PHP / SQL script developer.
  • Career IT / Helpdesk / Systems Admin guy since 2003.
  • Undiagnosed Autistic. Like most SL residents.
  • Recently injured and no longer able to drive, looking for remote work.
  • Available for commission code and support work
  • Also plays Star Citizen as ChinashopRodeo or AA1_Seymour
  • Can't proofread his own work (see this site)

Most Notable Works

Get The Freight Out ("GTFO!") - SOLD 2018 This game connects many of the mainland's vehicle-visit-able locations by employing travelers with vehicles to carry small parcels or freight. This transformed the mainland and may have revitalized a few land markets.

GridTalkie - SOLD 2020 In a time when the built-in SL Group Chat was suffering from extreme delays, GridTalkie acted as a chat relay that worked in-world from the chat bar. It was popular with travellers and rp.

Untitled Maps Project (active) The mainland and some places have a lot of rez zones and points of interest. The in-game map and maps website don't highlight these. We're working on fixing that.

hmm Quantum Device (still active) Beloved by many, this floating talking widget randomly pulls a quote from a database.

Rez Gray makes a Gacha It's protest art! It's a one-note joke! It's slowly upticking in Rez's database!

Uncredited Work / Legacy Code

  • The proximity defense turrets on the Moo Spiker Prometheus
  • The AXIS 6DOF Spacefighter Flight Script
  • Two or three fullperm Hitmeters
  • A multi-slot orbiter tool to save events during the 2006 flood of free accounts.
  • A few melee tools and a pretty sick throwing knife for Black Ops Concern in the Cola Combat System
  • Super Anti-Owie Butthurt Ointment and the residual memes in SecondLife.

In-World: Rez Gray (61245863-b2fa-472e-9d48-d469802106cf)

E-Mail: yourtechsupport@gmail.com

Discord: chinashoprodeo

Paypal: paypal.me/chinashoprodeo

Real World Support

Remote Tech Support for WINDOWS PCs

Deploy weaponized autism and decades of troubleshooting experience to unfudge your computer! Will require phone or voip, and may require letting Rez control your PC with admin rights. I'm also pretty familiar with SL things.

Tech Interpreter Services / Family IT Guy Help

Do you need help cancelling a bad service plan? Are you not sure that old friend from high-school is trying to push a scam on you? Just what the hell is a Skibbidy NFT anyway? Rez will work with you to figure out if something is legit. He can also break some newer concepts down and explain to you what they mean, and how dumb they might be. (Rez is ~43 years old, has no patience for bs, and does his damndest to help nice people not get screwed over.)

SecondLife Commissioned Projects

This is a Rez's attempted at giving examples of common requests and their pricing ranges. Depending on if the item is a one-off, intended for resale, what kind of external hosting it may need, etc.

Small Things (L$100 - L$3,000)

  • Light Switches
  • Secure(ish) In-region Comms
  • Basic Combat Systems

Medium Things (L$3,000+)

  • Intersim Gridwide Comms
  • Multi-node Teleporters
  • Bespoke Elevators
  • Object DNS Servers
  • Product Update and Item Distribution Systems

Big Things (L$15,000+)

  • Your own MLM-modeled idle game like ~~examples redacted.~~
  • Curl Relay Services like GridTalkie
  • RP Currency Systems